I reckon that faux news has a 'report voter fraud' website. I'm working on reports to send to them:
There's brown people, like, everywhere around here. Not sure if they're voting or not. Some of them could be Indians (like Geronimo, not like Vijay Singh) There's
only so many that I can keep track of. What should I do?
I plan on visiting Mexico next year, is it legal for Mexicans to vote there? Do they even have elections? When are they?
My grampa was from Poland, I think he became a citizen, but I'm not sure. He did vote though. He may even have voted for Roosevelt (the crippled one) Should I report this? p.s. he's been dead for twenty years, is there a statute of limitations on voter fraud?
I'm pretty sure that the woman who lives down the street is Jewish, possibly a Democrat. Please advise.
Are employees of state run universities allowed to vote?
Is Lady Gaga allowed to vote? I'm pretty sure I saw her lurking around the polling place today.
Just voted. Some of the poll workers looked weird. Is this okay?
Is crack allowed at the polls?
The neighbors have a babysitter who is kinda hot, but may be an illegal. How can I parley this into at least a hand-job?
Please add any that occur to you over the weekend.
