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Fill-in Monday ~ BNNOpenThreadThingy

by: masslass

Mon Apr 04, 2011 at 07:45:11 AM EST


There's stuff happening in places... Perhaps youse guys could flesh this out some?
masslass :: Fill-in Monday ~ BNNOpenThreadThingy
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed The pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and Figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't Shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since The only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know Where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, But one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! -- There sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for? '

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her.. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'

'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

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Stuff going on (2.00 / 3)
Throw da Bumz Out!

http://www.latimes.com/news/na...

In Wisconsin, the new normal is perpetual political warfare.

Ever since a Republican governor and GOP-dominated Legislature pushed through a law to curtail the collective bargaining rights of most public employee unions, this normally get-along state has engaged in all-or-nothing partisan combat.

Activists are gathering signatures to trigger recall elections of 16 state senators - eight Republicans and eight Democrats. Analysts and political professionals in both parties agree that the Republicans are more threatened. Democrats could even retake the Senate if they oust three Republicans without losing any of their own seats.

Hey ml?  You getting any better?  I sure hope so hon.

Trending


she gets worse every day... (2.00 / 2)
oh, hang on, you mean her health?

molto thanklies to the nice lady for covering me on BNN:  absurdly long dinner engagement last evening.  will report on such things when I can go back to being my usual evil self


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Slacker. (2.00 / 2)
Probably sitting around listening to .................



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ain't no fuckin' slacker (2.00 / 2)
jeanser, maybe.

sincerely,
George Q Tirebiter


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sans culottes! (2.00 / 2)


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fuckin' commie (2.00 / 2)
only commies know what that means.

once upon a time I had a sorority sister girlfriend who accused me of being a commie because I habitually wore a red shit.  I told her to be thankful that I wasn't parading around sans culotte.  she didn't get it, needless to say.

quick, where was the Paris Commune of 1871?


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Avignon? (2.00 / 1)

I was thinkin a little about the French Rev. Sure got messy.

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psst.. nc... (2.00 / 1)
did you notice this?

...because I habitually wore a red shit.


The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2.00 / 1)


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Yeah, that's what I thought... (2.00 / 1)
do you want to tell him or should I???  tee hee

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

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I dunno (2.00 / 1)
I did a screen capture.....I think we should just savor.....

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yes, (0.00 / 0)
we'll savor.. it's so rare we get the chance.  and good job on the screen capture.. keep it handy.

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

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Did another messing around video (2.00 / 1)
If you ever saw the movie Paris, Texas, this is a blatant rip-off.  



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yAy! (2.00 / 1)
I was all set to give you shit at 3:30, but damn if you didn't redeem yourself at 3:50!!

Quite excellent.

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.


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btw, (2.00 / 1)
don't think I didn't notice that you buried this.. pretty clever.

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

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can you hear it? (2.00 / 1)
people are saying it's too quiet.....I said, "Turn up your volume."

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It is very quiet, (0.00 / 0)
but I turned the volume up all the way and that worked.

People?  You have people??

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.


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geez ml, gonna be tough to be more offensive.... (2.00 / 1)
oh wait....apparently there was tsk tsk  over some kids at USC fucking on the roof (S,N! is often on the cutting edge of news).  This thread of a linked site

NSFW!

NSFW!

http://forums.hipinion.com/vie...

has photoshops of the situation.  It's an 8 page thread but scroll will help.  
Some of the 'shops border on the poorest taste possible.....and yet....

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You're not (0.00 / 0)
seriously saying I can't be more offensive??!!!  You know I can be.... maybe tomorrow.

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

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Turns out that (2.00 / 1)
what's going on is more of the same that has been.


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Okay kids... (2.00 / 1)
home from the hospital.. they stuck lotsa needles in me, gave me DRUGS and now I'm home.  think it's nap time... carry on, carry over, carrie nation

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

Cool. (2.00 / 1)
I was gonna go with Carry On Cleo but I ended up with Grover.  No embed though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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Arts and Entertainment News (2.00 / 1)
Probably the new President of Haiti.  

Woman attacks painting.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl...


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