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by: masslass

Tue Jun 07, 2011 at 23:00:00 PM EST


My peeps

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The Interesting Origins Of 7 Common English Idioms

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...and back by popular demand

The Bacon!

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masslass :: Wednesday Stuff
SCIENTIFIC CONVERSIONS

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

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Wednesday Stuff | 8 comments
Awesome stuff hon! (2.00 / 2)
Much fun was had by moi this morning, thanks!

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Glad to be (2.00 / 2)
of service!  I've been having trouble taking the world seriously of late.  

So here's something different:

Ever been really, really, really curious how blasters work?

http://www.swtorstrategies.com...

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.


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Well, it would seem that you take your blasters seriously! (2.00 / 2)
I once went to a Thirsty Thursday night at a local bar and grille in CA that served 32 oz. schooners of beer for 2 bucks all night.  I was with friends.  At some point that evening, it became quite obvious that we had all gotten blasted....

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I gotcher Blasters riiiiiiiiiiight here. (2.00 / 2)


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Jeff and Eric (2.00 / 3)
(this must be the same tour flag linked to a while back...that's Winwood in blue shirt on the organ ....looks like he's suddenly wondering WTF he's supposed to do on this one...someone else playing piano)

Ya know, sometimes, like this morning, when I am jamming along with Elmore James on SYMM, I wonder, ya know...why.
I mean I think it's fun...but it's an old rockin blues, and, really, who cares.....and then I click on the side YT...and watch them....and ya know what.  It IS fun.  

(also, from the comments...is Jeff coloring his hair?)

T-L SOTB


It IS fun (2.00 / 2)
Making music, if you're doing it right, is what fun is all about.  When I say if you're doing it right, I don't mean that you have to be all super talented and such.  I mean that you are doing it for the enjoyment of just making music.

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Plus (2.00 / 1)
I wanna be rich and famous.  Okay, not really.  But that's what is cool about that.  I mean, for two of the guitar gods, this is not a terribly challenging number.  This isn't even really that challenging for anybody.

T-L SOTB

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Just Tryin' to Sell Some Peaches (0.00 / 0)

A farmer was selling his peaches door  to  door. He knocked on a door and a shapely  30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the  door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked,  "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He  nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her  negligee off  asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and a tear came  from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the  bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He  again said, "Yes," and broke down crying. She asked, "Why on earth  are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my  corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches...  

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.


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