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by: masslass

Tue Jul 12, 2011 at 23:33:20 PM EST



Fake Democrats lose in Wis. primary recalls

All six fake Democrats lost to Democrats supported by the party in primaries Tuesday that are the first in a series of recall elections targeting nine Wisconsin state senators for their positions on Republican Gov. Scott Walker's divisive union rights restrictions.

Ya know, for a party of fiscal responsibility, they sure don't care now much money they waste on bullshit, do they..

masslass :: Sigh ~ BNN
Looks like it's blinking time -

Fury on the right as McConnell outlines new plan for Obama to raise debt ceiling

Conservative groups that had been anxiously hoping to use this summer's debt ceiling vote as a rare opportunity to reduce government spending were furious Wednesday when Senate Republicans outlined a plan to raise the limit without ensured spending cuts.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell outlined a complex and procedure-heavy proposal Tuesday (details here) to give President Obama the ability to raise the debt ceiling in increments without Republican support. McConnell unveiled the plan just before leaving Capitol Hill Tuesday to meet with Obama to continue discussions for a possible deal between the parties.

But do not trust the turtle if you're smart.

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            When Love Fades...

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, asshole.  I was talking to the cat."

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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'  

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G'day badgers (2.00 / 2)
I've been working too hard according to your mathematical equation....

Trending

Sounds like (2.00 / 2)
'103' to me... (heehee)


The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

[ Parent ]
Heh (2.00 / 2)
Well, yeah

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[ Parent ]
That's the temp there too. (2.00 / 2)
HYDRATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T-L SOTB

[ Parent ]
DJIA Up (2.00 / 2)
everything okay.  

T-L SOTB

??? (2.00 / 2)


The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

[ Parent ]
Ben sez some minor tweaking. (2.00 / 1)

$$$$$ made the Pukes blink.

All is well in the garden.

T-L SOTB


[ Parent ]
Boehner Pals Probably Sold Short (2.00 / 1)
So, JB, when do you issue the statement?

2:00

Cool . Thanks.

The market has the potential to recover tomorrow based upon a restatement of what the speaker felt he said

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/...

Linked from ...I ferget...some hippy blog somewhere....

No. I don't really give a fuck about the DJIA or S&P, but it's wild to sometimes watch these chains being yanked back and forth.  

Mom: Until someone gets hurt.

Also, why the fuck does anyone care what Moodys Bond rating does, since they knoew fuck-all about the CD Swaps etc.  

T-L SOTB


[ Parent ]
Raaaaaaaaaaamen!! (2.00 / 1)

Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl...

T-L SOTB


yAy! (2.00 / 1)
Ramen!!

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

[ Parent ]
Boehner has nervous breakdown!! (2.00 / 2)
Hauled away weeping in straight-jacket.
Cantor: I'm in charge.


T-L SOTB

that would be (2.00 / 2)
"strait-jacket".  Believe me, I know (never would have needed one if I'd been straight)

[ Parent ]
also straightjacket (2.00 / 1)


T-L SOTB

[ Parent ]
I think you're (0.00 / 0)
referring to what Shelly's husband needs... heh

The government does not run on unicorn kisses and/or butterfly farts.

[ Parent ]
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